September 8, 2011
A Riddle for Zhu Today!
Hi Zhu-natics! I have a special riddle for Zhu today! What sleeps with its shoes on?

A horse!
Good one Mr. Squiggles! What can honk without a horn?

A goose!
What two keys cannot open doors?

A Don-key and a Mon-key!
Lah-tee-dah. What's as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all?

The shadow of an elephant!