August 19, 2011
Jokes Friday!
It's "Jokes Friday!" Boy oh boy! I've got some great ones for Zhu today. Have you heard the jokes about the butter?

I won't tell you: you might spread it!
Dude, what are the two things you won't eat for lunch?

Breakfast and dinner!
Why were the strawberries so upset?

Because they were in a jam! Hmm..I prefer cherries!
Squeaky. Squeak. What's the strongest vegetable in the world?

Muscle sprout!